Songs by Frank Zappa

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• Concert Tickets

- 200 Years Old
- 50/50
- Absolutely Free
- Advance Romance
- Agency Man
- Alley Cat
- Almost Chinese
- Amen
- America Drinks
- America Drinks & Goes Home
- Amnesia Vivace
- Andy
- Anything
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Any Downers?
- Any Kind Of Pain
- APPROXIMATE
- Are You Hung Up
- ARE YOU UPSET?
- Artificial Rhonda
- Attack! Attack! Attack!
- At The Gas Station
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- A Different Octave
- A Game Of Cards
- A Great Guy
- A Kayak (On Snow)
- A Little Green Rosetta
- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- A POUND FOR A BROWN (INSTRUMENTAL)
- A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- A Token Of My Extreme
- A Tunnel Into Muck
- A Typical Sound Check
- A Version Of Himself
- A Very Nice Body
- A Vicious Circle
- Baby Snakes
- Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- Bacon Fat
- Bad Acting
- BAKED-BEAN BOOGIE (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Bamboozled By Love
- Beat It With Your Fist
- Beauty Knows No Pain
- Beer Shampoo
- Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- Be In My Video
- Big Leg Emma
- Billy the mountain
- Bit Of Nostalgia
- Black Napkins
- BLACK NAPKINS (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Bobby Brown
- Bobby Brown Goes Down
- Bored Out 90 Over
- Botulism On The Hoof
- Bow Tie Daddy
- Briefcase Boogie
- Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- BROWN MOSES
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- Buffalo Voice
- Bwana Dik
- Call Any Vegetable
- CAMARILLO BRILLO
- Canard Du Jour
- Can't Afford No Shoes
- Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- CAROLINA HARD-CORE ECSTASY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
- CATHOLIC GIRLS
- Centerville
- Champagne Lecture
- CHARLES IVES (INSTRUMENTALS)
- Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- Charva
- Cheepnis
- Childish Perversions
- CHOCOLATE HALVAH
- CHURCH CHAT
- City Of Tiny Lites
- CITY OF TINY LITES (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
- Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
- Clowns On Velvet
- Cocaine Decisions
- Cold Light Generation
- Concentration Moon
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Conehead
- Cops & Buns
- Cosmik Debris
- CREW SLUT
- Cruising For Burgers
- Cucamonga
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- Dance Contest
- Dancing Fool
- Dancin' Fool
- Dark Water!
- Debra Kadabra
- Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- Deseri
- Dew On The Newts We Got
- Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
- Didja Get Any Onya
- Dinah-Moe Humm
- Diptheria Blues
- Directly From My Heart To You
- Dirty Love
- DISCO BOY
- Divan
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You
- Dog breath
- Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- Dong Work For Yuda
- Don't Eat There
- Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- Don't Take Me Down
- Don't You Ever Wash That Thing
- Doreen
- DOREEN (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
- Drafted Again
- Drop Dead
- Drowning Witch
- Drums Are Too Noisy
- Dumb All Over
- Dummy Up
- Easy Meat
- Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- Eddie Are You Kidding?
- Electric Aunt Jemima
- Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- Envelops The Bath Tub
- Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- Excentrifugal Forz
- Father O'Blivion
- Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
- Find Her Finer
- Fine Girl
- Flakes
- Flambay
- FLORENTINE POGEN
- Flower Punk
- Flowing Inside-Out
- Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
- For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
- For The Young Sophisticate
- Fountain Of Love
- Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- F.Z / JCB DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Galoot Up-Date
- Geneva Farewell
- German Lunch
- Getting Stewed
- Get A Little
- Goblin Girl
- God Bless America
- Going For The Money
- Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- Happy Together
- Harder Than Your Husband
- Harry & Rhonda
- Harry-As-A-Boy
- Harry, You're A Beast
- Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
- Heavenly Bank Account
- Heavy Duty Judy
- Help, I'm A Rock
- Here Comes The Gear, Lads
- Here Lies Love
- He's Right
- HE'S SO GAY
- He's Watching Us
- He Used To Cut The Grass
- Hog Heaven
- Holding The Group Back
- Holiday In Berlin
- HONEY DON'T YOU WANT A MAN LIKE ME?
- Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- Hot & Putrid
- Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- Hot Poop
- How Could I Be Such A Fool
- How The Pigs' Music Works
- Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- If Only She Woulda
- If We'd All Been Living In California
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- Inca Roads
- Intro
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- In France
- It Can't Happen Here
- It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal
- It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
- It's From Kansas
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- I AM SO CUTE
- I Come From Nowhere
- I Could Be A Star Now
- I Don't Even Care
- I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
- I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- I Had A Dream About That
- I Have Been In You
- I'm A Band Leader
- I'm A Beautiful Guy
- I'm Doomed
- I'm Not Satisfied
- I'm So Cute
- I'm Stealing The Towels
- I'm The Slime
- I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
- Janet's Big Dance Number
- JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
- JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
- Jeff Quits
- Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- Jewish Princess
- Jezebel Boy
- Joe's Garage
- JOHNNY DARLING
- Jones Crusher
- Jumbo, Go Away
- Just One More Time
- Kaiser Rolls
- Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
- Kangaroos
- Keep It Greasey
- Keep It Greasy
- Kenny's Booger Story
- Later That Night
- Latex Solar Beef
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- Lemme Take You To The Beach
- Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- LET'S MOVE TO CLEVELAND
- Library Card
- LITTLE GIRL OF MINE
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
- Little House I Used To Live In
- LITTLE RUBBER GIRL
- Lonely Little Girl
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- LONESOME COWBOY NANDO
- Lonesome Electric Turkey
- Lost In A Whirlpool
- Louie Louie
- Love Of My Life
- Love Story
- Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- Luigi & The Wise Guys
- Magdalena
- Magic Fingers
- Man With The Woman Head
- Martin Lickert's Story
- MARY LOU
- Massaggio Galore
- Master Ringo
- MEOW
- MOGGIO (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Mom & Dad
- MONTANA
- More Trouble Every Day
- Motherly Love
- Mother People
- Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
- Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
- Mr. Green Genes
- MS. PINKY
- Mudd Club
- MUFFIN MAN
- Murder By Numbers
- Mystery Roach
- My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
- My Head?
- Nanook Rubs It
- Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
- No Not Now
- No, No Cherry
- No. No. No.
- No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
- N-Lite
- Oh-Umm
- On The Bus
- Our Bizarre Relationship
- OUTSIDE NOW
- Packard Goose
- Panty Rap
- Peaches III
- Penguin In Bondage
- Penis Dimension
- PIANO / DRUM DUET (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Pick Me, I'm Clean
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Of The Baritone Women
- Plastic People
- Playground Psychotics
- Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
- Porn Wars
- Pound For A Brown
- Po-Jama People
- Prelude To King Kong
- Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
- Progress?
- Prologue
- Promiscuous
- PROTO-MINIMALISM
- Punky's Whips
- Put A Little Motor In 'Em
- Pygmy Twylyte
- Redneck Eats
- Religious Superstition
- RETURN OF THE HUNCH-BACK DUKE (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Rhymin' Man
- Right There
- Road Ladies
- Ronnie Sings?
- Ronnie's Booger Story
- Room Service
- Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
- RUN HOME SLOW: MAIN TITLE THEME (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Saliva Can Only Take So Much
- Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
- San Ber'dino
- Say Please
- Scrutinizer Postlude
- Scum Bag
- Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
- SEX
- Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
- Sharleena
- She Painted Up Her Face
- SHOVE IT RIGHT IN
- Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
- Sleeping In A Jar
- Sleep Dirt
- SMELL MY BEARD
- Society Pages
- Sofa No. 2
- Soft-Sell Conclusion
- Someplace Else Right Now
- Son Of Orange County
- Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
- Spider Of Destiny
- Status Back Baby
- STEVIE'S SPANKING
- Stick It Out
- STICK TOGETHER
- Stink-Foot
- Strictly Genteel
- Stucco Homes
- Stuff Up The Cracks
- St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- Suicide Chump
- Super Grease
- Switching Girls
- Sy Borg
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- Tears Began To Fall
- Teenage Wind
- Teen-Age Prostitute
- TEEN-AGE WIND
- Telephone Conversation
- Tell Me You Love Me
- Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- That Evil Prince
- That Would Be The End Of That
- There's No Lust In Jazz
- They Made Me Eat It
- The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
- The Air
- The Blackouts
- The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
- THE BLACK PAGE (INSTRUMENTAL)
- The Blue Light
- THE BOOGER MAN
- The Central Scrutinizer
- The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
- THE CLOSER YOU ARE
- The Crab-Grass Baby
- The Dangerous Kitchen
- The Dead Girls Of London
- The Dick Kunc Story
- The Downtown Talent Scout
- The Dressing Room
- The Duke Of Prunes
- The Duke Regains His Chops
- THE EVIL PRINCE
- The Finale
- The Girl's Dream
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
- The Gumbo Variations
- The Idiot Bastard Son
- THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT
- The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
- The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
- The Legend Of The Golden Arches
- The Little House I Used To Live In
- THE LITTLE MARCH (INSTRUMENTAL)
- The Living Garbage Truck
- The London Cab Tape
- The Mammy Nuns
- THE MAN FROM UTOPIA
- The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
- The Massive Improve'lence
- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- The Motel Lobby
- The Motel Room
- The Mud Shark
- The Mud Shark Interview
- THE M.O.I. ANTI-SMUT LOYALTY OATH
- The Nancy & Mary Music
- The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
- The Orange County Lumber Truck
- The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
- The Pigs' Music
- The Poodle Lecture
- The Radio Is Broken
- The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
- The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
- The Sanzini Brothers
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero
- The Spew King
- The 'Torchum' Never Stops
- The Torture Never Stops
- THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
- The Uncle Meat Variations
- The Untouchables
- The Voice Of Cheese
- The Way I See It, Barry
- The White Boy Troubles
- The Worst Reviews
- This Ain't CNN
- This Is All Wrong
- This Is Neat
- This Is Phaze III
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
- Tiger Roach
- Time Is Money
- Tinsel Town Rebellion
- TINY SICK TEARS
- Titties & Beer
- Toads Of The Short Forest
- Treacherous Cretins
- Trouble Every Day
- TROUBLE EVERY DAY (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 5)
- TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE
- TRYING TO GROW A CHIN
- Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- Tuna Fish Promenade
- Uncle Bernie's Farm
- Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
- Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
- Uncle Remus
- Undaunted, The Band Plays On
- Underground Freak-Out Music
- Valarie
- Valley Girl
- Very Distraughtening
- Village Of The Sun
- Wait A Minute
- Watermelon In Easter Hay
- Weasels Ripped My Flesh
- Welcome To The United States
- Well
- WE ARE TURNING AGAIN
- We Can Shoot You
- We're Turning Again
- What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
- What Kind Of Girl?
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
- What's New In Baltimore
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
- What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
- When The Lie's So Big
- Where Is Johnny Velvet
- WHERE'S OUR EQUIPMENT? (INSTRUMENTAL)
- Whippin' Post
- White Ugliness
- Who Are The Brain Police
- Who Needs The Peace Corps
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
- Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
- Why Don't You Like Me?
- Why Not?
- Wild Love
- Willie The Pimp
- WILLIE THE PIMP (IN ALBUM YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOLUME 4)
- Willie The Pimp Part One
- Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
- Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
- Wonderful Tattoo!
- Wonderful Wino
- Won Ton On
- Would You Go All The Way
- Would You Like A Snack
- Wowie Zowie
- WPLJ
- Ya Hozna
- Your Mouth
- You Are What You Is
- YOU CALL THAT MUSIC? (INSTRUMENTAL)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me
- You Got Your Armies
- You Like My New Car
- You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
- You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
- You There, With The Hard On!
- Yo Cats
- Yo' Mama
- Zomby Woof